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14-08-2008, 09:16 AM | #1 | |||
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any one got any funny expressions? mods if you u wanna delete this thread feel free i think it may serve some ammusemnet tho.
I heard a good one last night: As useless as a fish on a bicycle. One i heard a few years back: dissapeared like a fart in a fan factory One from my old boss: Crouched over like a dog rewting a tennis ball.
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14-08-2008, 09:31 AM | #2 | ||
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Marilyn Manson lyric - Survive Abortion
I heard of a good one the other day buy I can't remember it now!
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14-08-2008, 11:26 AM | #3 | ||
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One I always use:
"As subtle as an elephant falling out of a tree" When leaving somewhere, a good one to use is "Off like a bride's nightie"
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14-08-2008, 11:38 AM | #4 | |||
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that reminds me of one, when being the designated driver and leaving the premises i alway say: well im gonna be like a shephard and get the FLOCk out of here.
Be like a tree and leave. Ive been called a wombat before reason is cos a wombat "eats roots and leaves"
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14-08-2008, 12:07 PM | #5 | ||
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dezza has a face like a smashed crab :
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14-08-2008, 12:59 PM | #6 | |||
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LOL that reminds me, one of my all time favourites:
She has a face like a half eaten pastie.
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14-08-2008, 01:00 PM | #7 | |||
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shes nice from a far but far from nice
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14-08-2008, 01:02 PM | #8 | |||
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when your with a mate and u see two shielas, one of which is good looking, the other not, i always make the comment "gees i dont know about yours but mines alright"
this one is a bit rude so MN feel free to edit, When you see a not so good looking shiela walking a dog a suitable comment is "whos walking who?"
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14-08-2008, 01:36 PM | #9 | ||
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LOL two sheilas
Are you a country folk Craig?
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14-08-2008, 01:36 PM | #10 | |||
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14-08-2008, 01:42 PM | #11 | |||
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yes i am a redneck hillbilly country folk rosco
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14-08-2008, 01:43 PM | #12 | |||
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wats so funny bout that rosco?
lol that wasnt meant to be the funny bit. :
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14-08-2008, 03:02 PM | #13 | |||
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14-08-2008, 03:18 PM | #14 | |||
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yea well robs got a face like a half chewed minty.
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14-08-2008, 03:27 PM | #15 | ||
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craigosmoddedEF it's good to see you're getting such good value out of a thread that you have started yourself!
If someone states the obvious, I'll come out with: "Does a duck with an erection drag weed?"
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14-08-2008, 03:36 PM | #16 | |||
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14-08-2008, 04:15 PM | #17 | ||
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lol. I'll pass
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14-08-2008, 10:40 PM | #18 | ||
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i have a couple that are kinda rude so i'll leave the appropriate spaces blank you guys can fill them in using your own imagination
when i leave some i'll say i'm gunna make like a horses _ _ _ _ and hit the road i'm gunna make like a _ _ _ _ and head or if something is goin ape sh!t you can say "goin off like 2 frogs in a sock" if someone is ugly he/she is as ugly as a hat full of a$$holes, he/she has a face of on'em like a busted a$$ i understand if this post gets edited or deleted lol
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14-08-2008, 10:47 PM | #19 | ||
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A lot of these are borderline for a family forum but I do appreciate you all trying to keep them clean.
Lets say the line has been drawn & dont go over it. |
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14-08-2008, 10:49 PM | #20 | ||
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As welcome as a fart in an elivator.
As useful as a condom machine in the vatican. Old but good.
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15-08-2008, 07:57 AM | #21 | ||
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As ugly as a box of frog's.
You smell worse than a Gorlilla's armpit. Geez your ugly......must have fallen out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. |
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15-08-2008, 08:48 AM | #22 | |||
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when you want to leave (i mix these up) - make like a baby and head out - make like bread and roll - make like tom and cruise
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15-08-2008, 09:07 AM | #23 | |||
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catch ya round like a fruit loop.
ive been busier than a brick layer in baghdad
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15-08-2008, 06:40 PM | #24 | ||
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if im hungry
"i'm so hungry i could eat the crouch out of a low flying duck"
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15-08-2008, 07:01 PM | #25 | ||
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like a rat out of a drain pipe
have more but they will breach the family side of what we are about
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no longer have a ford but a ford man at heart R.I.P 98 EL MAY YOU HAVE A GOOD LIFE IN FALCON HEAVEN [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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16-08-2008, 01:12 PM | #26 | ||
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She's a butter face. Great body, but her face!
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16-08-2008, 04:18 PM | #27 | ||
you'd be popular too
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As busy as centerpede skipping.... Always made me laugh
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17-08-2008, 10:22 PM | #28 | ||
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nice legs,shame about the face.
i may be fat but your ugly,i can go on a diet. bugger. shite happens. the shite will hit the fan the shite hit the fan. the shite has hit the fan that was loud enough to wake the dead
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18-08-2008, 03:00 PM | #29 | |||
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we got an ad up here that cracks me up, a bloke goes, "im so hungry i could eat a horse... and chase the jockey" lol
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18-08-2008, 04:31 PM | #30 | ||
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it's as dry as a nuns nasty, as sober as a priest on sunday (alltho depending on who 's you talk to that could also mean drunk lol) she has a head on her like a robbers dog.
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