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Old 04-05-2006, 10:48 AM   #1
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Exclamation Stickers like that are just asking for trouble

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It reminds me of something I observed while waiting in a fast food drive through. A hatchback in front of me was driven by a female and it had stickers similar to "HOT B!TCH" and "NASTY GIRL" on it. A group of young males walked through the drive through and saw it, stopped and started hassling her about it. I think prominent stickers like that are just asking for trouble, especially audio brands!
Who's got more good examples?

I know a bloke with a Sylvia featuring a 'sponsored by Centrelink' sticker on the rear windscreen, using their offical logo and colours. You may have to think about that one. I could imagine some hard-working soul being a little annoyed when they saw it. ing_sm

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Old 04-05-2006, 11:16 AM   #2
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i hate the political ones
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Old 04-05-2006, 11:19 AM   #3
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Like this one?

Sir joh has been a great influence in my life. That's why I don't GIVE WAY.

Younger forum members may not understand that one, it refers to a certain Qld. premier.

Spotted on a Torana in the late '80s/early '90s - and never forgotten!

Stickers like "I hunt and I vote" make me laugh more than anything - sounds like a boring sort of life if you ask me!
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Old 04-05-2006, 05:17 PM   #4
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Stickers like "I hunt and I vote" make me laugh more than anything
Lol. That's what happens when you buy stickers off of ebay from the US. Someone prob should tell them that we're not really a pro-gun society

I like the centrelink ones, pretty funny. Youd be a bit silly to take it too seriously.

There used ot be a WRX around adelaide with plates along the lines of 'ONDADOLE'
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Old 04-05-2006, 07:19 PM   #5
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Lol. That's what happens when you buy stickers off of ebay from the US. Someone prob should tell them that we're not really a pro-gun society

I like the centrelink ones, pretty funny. Youd be a bit silly to take it too seriously.

There used ot be a WRX around adelaide with plates along the lines of 'ONDADOLE'
Is that WRX a white pearl paint, with pink paint splatters on it? Like a really expensive looking paint job, but really dumb looking, with a ricer boi driving it? Ive seen it park near my work and the dude get out.. he parks in a no parking area next to the Myer Centre and leaves it there, and it gets a ticket every time... when I used to smoke outside I used to see it every week or so. I remember those plates.
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Old 04-05-2006, 11:30 AM   #6
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I saw a little Suzuki Vitara little four wheel drive that had:
No fat b!tches, They simply wont fit!

that got mixed emotions from the people around me..
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Old 04-05-2006, 11:41 AM   #7
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I saw a little Suzuki Vitara little four wheel drive that had:
No fat b!tches, They simply wont fit!

that got mixed emotions from the people around me..
that ones not bad lol
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Old 04-05-2006, 06:12 PM   #8
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I saw a little Suzuki Vitara little four wheel drive that had:
No fat b!tches, They simply wont fit!

that got mixed emotions from the people around me..
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Old 04-05-2006, 09:32 PM   #9
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I saw a little Suzuki Vitara little four wheel drive that had:
No fat b!tches, They simply wont fit!

that got mixed emotions from the people around me..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH HOLY 5HIT!!!! HAHAHAHHA
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Old 04-05-2006, 09:50 PM   #10
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chick at work on her mirage has

"missib!tchi" and a playboy bunny



and those frangipanni flower things. what the hell do they mean?
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Old 04-05-2006, 11:39 AM   #11
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My mate had pot stickers all over the back of his car we kept telling him he would get pulled over more often. He got pulled over for a breath test and as soon as the cop saw the stickers they searched the car and found several items that landed him in court and his car defected . It pays not to advertise.
I think stickers on cars look tacky why spoil youre car with stickers that are advertising sombody else's product if they are not paying you to do so. If you have youre own product to advertise then fair enough.
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Old 25-04-2007, 05:56 PM   #12
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I think stickers on cars look tacky why spoil youre car with stickers that are advertising sombody else's product if they are not paying you to do so. If you have youre own product to advertise then fair enough.
but i thought everyone knew that every pound of stickers on ur car adds 10kw.. :|
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Old 04-05-2006, 01:10 PM   #13
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What about the ones with the kid pi$sing on a holden or ford...what crap...your car is ging to get keyed from a bogan with that on it for sure.
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Old 04-05-2006, 01:26 PM   #14
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What about the ones with the kid pi$sing on a holden or ford...what crap...your car is ging to get keyed from a bogan with that on it for sure.
Yeah those stickers are stupid. IMO

I would never put one on my car, unless I wanted the car to be raped by some ****er bogan.
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Yeah those stickers are stupid. IMO

I would never put one on my car, unless I wanted the car to be raped by some ****** bogan.
too right i remember at willowbank many moons ago we were leaving an old holden had "one of those stickers" and the ford boys also leaving didn't see the funny side and jumped all over the car and pi$$ed down his vents and all over car. i didn't agree but wasn't about to voice my concerns they were in a bit of a mood when seeing the car!!!!!
it was winter and cold so would have been a interesting drive home for old mate!!!!!!! LOL
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Old 31-10-2006, 02:57 PM   #16
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What about the ones with the kid pi$sing on a holden or ford...what crap...your car is ging to get keyed from a bogan with that on it for sure.



Yes , I had a riced commodoore come in for a rear Q/window replacement when I was windscreen fitting a few years ago, and the guy who owned it was a up himself so far that you'd think his car was a million dollar ferrari. He tried to hang shyte on my XD in the car park but wouldnt agree to meeting me at the next street meet at the drags .Anyways , his car had one of the **** on Ford stikas on the shattered Q/window . I ducked next door to an auto store while he was in the waiting room and placed a **** on holden stika on the new window! It was over a fortnight later that he came back and really ****ed off because he had just realised and complained to the boss and demanded I be sacked !!!! He boss was realy ****ed when I told the tool he has no sense of humor as well as no tatse in cars ! Still didnt get the sack cause I was tehir best fitter ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Still PMSL when I see the little faggot around !

There is also a white Hilux 4X4 ,complete with dog cages ,spot lights ,high lift kit and mud terrain tyres running around in Darwin with "PORK HUNT"in large red lettering across the front windscreen.
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Yes , I had a riced commodoore come in for a rear Q/window replacement when I was windscreen fitting a few years ago, and the guy who owned it was a up himself so far that you'd think his car was a million dollar ferrari. He tried to hang shyte on my XD in the car park but wouldnt agree to meeting me at the next street meet at the drags .Anyways , his car had one of the **** on Ford stikas on the shattered Q/window . I ducked next door to an auto store while he was in the waiting room and placed a **** on holden stika on the new window! It was over a fortnight later that he came back and really ****ed off because he had just realised and complained to the boss and demanded I be sacked !!!! He boss was realy ****ed when I told the tool he has no sense of humor as well as no tatse in cars ! Still didnt get the sack cause I was tehir best fitter ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Still PMSL when I see the little faggot around !
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Old 04-05-2006, 01:24 PM   #19
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Funiest I've seen : "Jesus Saves........passes to Moses......he shoots.......and he scores!!"
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Funiest I've seen : "Jesus Saves........passes to Moses......he shoots.......and he scores!!"
bwhahahahahaha that is the funniest thing i have ever read.. i am wetting myself laughing. :
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Audio brand stickers are messages just begging people to break into your car and steal your system.
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^^ Yep...they can go carpark shopping for the bits they want
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On one of my old cars I had 'BLAT Racing' brake late and turn

apparently it was really appropriate for me :
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On one of my old cars I had 'BLAT Racing' brake late and turn

apparently it was really appropriate for me :

You Should have left that one on K
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Well... that's a bit harsh I think.. but I will let it go (for now out: )

The only stickers that will be going on my car will be club stickers (and that is even a maybe at this stage
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I like stickers on cars when they give me a good laugh...

A couple I've had over the years:
"don't like my driving, e-mail me... eat *****@gof*ckyourself.com.au"
"Proud, and blonde of it"
"I'm wearing no socks and matching underwear"

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The best one I have seen is a Holden sticker on the front windscreen of a wait for it....



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"magic happens" just smeems to make me angry, its usually because its stuck onto the back of a run down EA holding up the right hand lane, and when im in a bad mood i cant cop "jesus loves you"
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"magic happens" just smeems to make me angry,
I hate this sticker, it makes me hate the driver too. Nothing a magical hammer through the windscreen wouldn't alleviate though.
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Couple real old ones;
"If this vans rockin, dont bother knockin"

"Tammy's got one, Malcolm is one".
(How many will remember that?)

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"magic happens" just smeems to make me angry, its usually because its stuck onto the back of a run down EA holding up the right hand lane, and when im in a bad mood i cant cop "jesus loves you"
"Jesus may love you,...but everyone else thinks youre a w4nk3r".
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