Stickers like that are just asking for trouble

[BPXR6T]

I've got a few on my cars.

My XF ute has a "Here Skip" sticker on the bullbar and on the tail gate a sticker that reads "if you want more grunt go root a pig".

My XH panel van has a black "parental warning explicit content inside sticker" like you see on CD covers on the back door. On the left front gaurd I have a cat with a tally next to it and under that a cyclist with a tally next to it. Kind of like kills on a fighter plane but for the number of cats and cyclists I've taken out.

[auxr]

Originally Posted by BPXR6T

I've got a few on my cars.

My XF ute has a "Here Skip" sticker on the bullbar and on the tail gate a sticker that reads "if you want more grunt go root a pig".

My XH panel van has a black "parental warning explicit content inside sticker" like you see on CD covers on the back door. On the left front gaurd I have a cat with a tally next to it and under that a cyclist with a tally next to it. Kind of like kills on a fighter plane but for the number of cats and cyclists I've taken out.

Hmmm - you have done well, covered all angles - agitated the animal rights, parents and lycra brigades all in one go.

[roadrage77]

A mate of mine had giant N.R, N.R (no root, no ride) stickers on the back windscreen of his beat up XB. If I was a betting man I'd say he is still wearing his v-plates today.

[NickosBF2XRT]

I used to have "only milk and juice come in 2 litres" on the back on my XE 351.

[JimNiki]

for all the years I had my Hg monaro as a young carefree hoon I had one sticker along the back window ...

"I'm not completely useless, I can always server as a bad example..."

[GTpilot]

Originally Posted by Rapid_Axe

Just for people saying that you should be getting royalities from the major brand companies...

I have an AFF sticker on my ute, should I get money from Admin for advertising the site?

Think about it.

Not quite the same thing mate.
One a multi national brand making mega dollars, off your advertising.

the other...A surfwear company.

[GORDZ]

Originally Posted by auxr

Hmmm - you have done well, covered all angles - agitated the animal rights, parents and lycra brigades all in one go.

I lol'd! thx

[FORCED F6]

I do about 100kms+ driving a day and I see many interesting things, recent ones I can remember are

1. 90's model old corolla parked at train station had a sticker on it on all side windows " Please dont break into my car, I have nothing valuable" ( I believe they had suffered from previous break ins )

2. Saw a sticker on a VW buggy " When I grow up, I want to be a porsche"

[flappist]

There was a Purvis Eureka here not long ago with "Goes like a Zirtec" accross the back.

[wingTS]

Says it all...

[388cube_edxr8]

Double post.

[388cube_edxr8]

"Four cylinders moves the body, eight cylinders moves the soul"

"Are you a Ford man or a Holden boy?"

"How's my driving? Call 000"

"If this heap of s*** can do 100, why can't you?

On an EB SXR8:
"Some bogans have fast cars." (It was bloody quick too).

Written backwards across the top of the front windscreen of a Magna, Ambulance style:
"If you can read this, you're driving too ********** slowly!"

On the back of the bootlid of a heavily modified R33 Skyline:
"Stop following me, I don't have any donuts"

On the back of my old, dinged up Corolla:
"If you can read this, I hope you have ABS"

Before my first car, I had a very sick 49cc Yamaha Zuma scooter that was given to me for free. I got sick of getting honked at and nearly hit by other cars overtaking me, so I put some stickers on:

"Honk if you're a ********" and
"My steelcap boots are harder than your panels"

Some people still didn't get it and learned the hard way not to mess with ****ed off scooter riders.

That's all I can recall for now.

[Ratchit]

Originally Posted by Belial

They will be Samoan or Tongan, similar deal to the southern cross...
You tell them they're ugly... Then hope they don't knock you back to last Thursday

Lol, I've only ever seen them on cars with women driving them.

[66FAIRLANE]

Saw a big one across the back window of a Holden ute.

SO YOUR A FEMINIST
Isn't that cute

Dude must get some killer looks.

[388cube_edxr8]

On the back of an old Landcruiser:

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because feminists can't change anything.

Also on the top of the back window, written upside down:
DO NOT TAKE OVERTURNED VEHICLE

[Hrdtop75]

Originally Posted by mrbaxr6t

A picture is worth a thousand words, this will speak for itself not a sticker though anyway check it out

That's awsome.... I'm putting that on my coupe.

[AussieAV]

Originally Posted by roadrage77

A mate of mine had giant N.R, N.R (no root, no ride) stickers on the back windscreen of his beat up XB. If I was a betting man I'd say he is still wearing his v-plates today.

Guessing none of you were too keen to be seen in the passenger seat either!

[AndrewR_AUII]

Originally Posted by Hrdtop75

That's awsome.... I'm putting that on my coupe.

What about this one instead....

[The MaDDeSTMaN]

A few I've seen recently, some great, some not so great:

"It may be slow, but I'm in front of you"
"Growing old is manditory, growing up is optional"
"If this sh!tbox can do 110, why can't you?"
"Save the whales, harpoon a fat chick"
"Keep honking, I'm reloading"
"Only cheap wine comes in 5L"

[pottery beige]

back of hilux ute.. CHEER UP EMO KID.....

[XCwillo]

Originally Posted by The MaDDeSTMaN

"Only cheap wine comes in 5L"

I take it that was either on a Ricer or a 5.8 + litre V8 car :| haha

[xr6luke]

frangapani stickers are the biggest fail..

[JimNiki]

Originally Posted by XCwillo

I take it that was either on a Ricer or a 5.8 + litre V8 car :| haha

it wouldn't be a v8 driver ... we respect all v8's...
(if you call the 253 a real v8!)

it'd be someone who's never had one...

[BAxtER]

One sticker i saw on the back of a AU falcon ute stated "land rights for gay whales".

[Mr12345678x]

"FPVSUK" on the back window of a rusty brown VL missing its hubcaps... I LOL'd

[XCwillo]

'Males stop reading now
if you're still reading
it means i've crashed into your kitchen'

[Dr. Feelgood]

On a big ol' V8... "My car cancels out your Prius".

[The MaDDeSTMaN]

Another one I saw today: "No, I won't go faster, I'm doing the speed limit!" <- on a Datsun 120Y, so might have been a little optimistic, haha

Originally Posted by XCwillo

I take it that was either on a Ricer or a 5.8 + litre V8 car :| haha

Actually it was on an EB, with a JMM sticker also visible.

[cargenie]

lol @ all those stickers! some people are begging to get bashed or pulled over hahha

[tankclare]

I had "dont laugh, it could be your daughter inside" on my XF pano when I had it. Got a few laughs and also a few dirty looks from the older generation.

One I find funny is the spit roast racing team sticker..they must get some funny looks.