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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Salamander Bay
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WELCOME TO OZ
Let me see if I understand this 1. IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR. 2. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. 3. IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU ARE SHOT. 4. IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. 5. IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. 6. IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED. 7. IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. 8. IF YOU COME TO AUSTRALIA ILLEGALLY YOU GET A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENCE, SOCIAL SECURITY, FOOD, CREDIT CARDS, FREE OR SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE, A LOBBYIST IN CANBERRA AND IN SOME INSTANCES YOU CAN VOTE This is intended as food for thought only, please don't turn it into a full on political ran.t Everything above is true and inteligent discussion is welcome but please no mention of political parties
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