Bogan - The True Meaning

[MISTA FIESTA]

A fascinating beast. The majority of the species are hideously repugnant and unintelligent, and yet they manage to breed in ever-increasing numbers and populate an area known as the outer west. It is quite common to find five or six offspring in each family group, often with a different father for each new baby.
Their habitat consists of a weatherboard or brick-veneer dwelling and is characterised by an early-model Holden or Ford in the driveway surrounded by a group of males discussing why the carby is stuffed and the results of last night's footy (a primitive gladiator-like spectator sport enjoyed by most bogans).
The female of the species, while smaller in stature, is far more loud and aggressive than the male. While the males tend to be very friendly and congregate with other males, the females spend most of their time in supermarkets and shopping malls, using a shrill high-pitched call to discipline their children and contact other females.
Males and females rarely interact socially except during breeding season, which is otherwise known as Friday night. During this time, females are allowed to enter the male-dominated area known as "the pub" and display their impressive coloured plumage to a prospective mate.
Herein lies an intersting phenomenon. Males will often fight over a particularly attractive female and she will mate with only one male, while some less attractive females have been known to have several partners simultaneously.

[JG66ME]

In England they call them CHAVS. They all wear Burbury designer knock offs but otherwise they are the same as our Bogans. In Scotland they are called Neds.

If you check out Bogan on Wikki it will have a link to Chavs. I think Chavs are worse.

Still, they are all the begining of the end of the human race in my view.

Have a Chavtastic day


Steve

[Falcon_Phill]

Haha. Neds.

Now if you want to see a Chav, even though it isnt real, but still funny.

http://www.fat-pie.com/chavs.htm

[Geez Louise]

HeHehe...Bogan...There is a word you don't hear everyday! I thought that went out with the mullet hair cut.

[SeXC]

there are different types of bogans hey, you can get classic bogans, new age bogans and upperclass bogans

[JMO]

unfortunately for the human race, the mullet is live and kicking...

[MethodX]

I get called a Wogan
for being a wog that likes Fords, GM and Chrysler.

[thexyking]

Originally Posted by JMO

unfortunately for the human race, the mullet is live and kicking...

And CUBs (cashed-up-Bogans) with their speedboats and HSVs (with obligatory jacket that I call "Housing Commission formal"). Try www.bogan.com.au

[swapper]

while some less attractive females have been known to have several partners simultaneously.

hahahahah

[Tuddy200]

There is a difference between 'bogan' and just being a plain ol' '****3r. That site posted above shows, just how different they really are.

[JG66ME]

Originally Posted by Falcon_Phill

Haha. Neds.

Now if you want to see a Chav, even though it isnt real, but still funny.

http://www.fat-pie.com/chavs.htm

That is funny

Try www.chavscum.co.uk

Its good for a few laughs

[GS608]

Originally Posted by G.J.Tuddy

There is a difference between 'bogan' and just being a plain ol' '****3r. That site posted above shows, just how different they really are.

very true, check out their forums, theres a few ****3rs on there, adn most the bogans look down on them..

[Ringo]

Originally Posted by SeXC

there are different types of bogans hey, you can get classic bogans, new age bogans and upperclass bogans

Please define the difference between:

Classic Bogan
New Age Bogan
Upperclass Bogan

Should be good for a laugh....(or an argument)

[JACK250]

It was all okay until it called footy primative, no go zone!

[ZA-289]

I must be a new age bogan then,

And proud of it!

[burnz]

god my ear's are burning.

[[Tonko]]

I get called a bogan cause i drive an XD, listen to metallica and wear thongs alot in the warmer months...

The definition in Post 1 Are known as "ferals" or just plain old "scum" plus, they make up about 75% of our customers, well on pension day anyway...

[uranium_death]

Originally Posted by Geez Louise

HeHehe...Bogan...There is a word you don't hear everyday! I thought that went out with the mullet hair cut.

When I was at Uni, I used the word all the time.
Yep, they've even infiltrated Universities...well, at least the Primary Education courses...and fair to say the Arts courses too :P

[normxb]

When I was young (many , many years ago ) living on a farm , a " Bogan " was a wire netting gateway secured at one end in a fence and held by 2 pieces of wire at the other . In those days a waterpipe gate was out of the question because of the cost unless absolutely necessary.

Wow , how interpretations change over the years .

[Ringo]

Originally Posted by Ringo

Please define the difference between:

Classic Bogan
New Age Bogan
Upperclass Bogan

Should be good for a laugh....(or an argument)

No-one has been able to define these classes of Bogan for me....

I'm trying to understand where I fit....

[ILLaViTaR]

Originally Posted by MISTA FIESTA

A fascinating beast. The majority of the species are hideously repugnant and unintelligent, and yet they manage to breed in ever-increasing numbers and populate an area known as the outer west. It is quite common to find five or six offspring in each family group, often with a different father for each new baby.
Their habitat consists of a weatherboard or brick-veneer dwelling and is characterised by an early-model Holden or Ford in the driveway surrounded by a group of males discussing why the carby is stuffed and the results of last night's footy (a primitive gladiator-like spectator sport enjoyed by most bogans).
The female of the species, while smaller in stature, is far more loud and aggressive than the male. While the males tend to be very friendly and congregate with other males, the females spend most of their time in supermarkets and shopping malls, using a shrill high-pitched call to discipline their children and contact other females.
Males and females rarely interact socially except during breeding season, which is otherwise known as Friday night. During this time, females are allowed to enter the male-dominated area known as "the pub" and display their impressive coloured plumage to a prospective mate.
Herein lies an intersting phenomenon. Males will often fight over a particularly attractive female and she will mate with only one male, while some less attractive females have been known to have several partners simultaneously.

Don't forget going down to the pub with a white stained vest to converse on how annoying your wife's are.

[dave289]

You may find the answer by looking in the mirror.

[b2tf]

Originally Posted by dave289

You may find the answer by looking in the mirror.

bored mate?

[dave289]

Originally Posted by b2tf

bored mate?

No, just being a bogan I guess.I should have put my firecracker pic here.

Have you upgraded that ute yet b2?