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What's green is gold
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I just thought i would share a little story with you all about a bloke that came into work yesterday...
Here is his chain of events. Saturday: -Prints up a resume for a hard day of job hunting/thievery. -Comes to my shop. -Hands a resume to the service desk. -Talks a salesman into getting a very expensive Sat Nav out of the case for him to buy. -Walks off on the chick at the counter before paying and heads to the home theater room. -Rips open the box and shoves the Nav into his pocket. -Box is found and security recording played back. Today: -Police show up, footage and his resume is given to them. -Stupid guy is visited and his car checked. The Nav taped to the dash (he didnt take the bracket or charger) Names and locations have been left out to protect the insanely moronic.
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Yep , some people are just plain morons !.
Thieves need a good couple of whacks on each hand with a hammer imo, and in the case of the idiot you mentioned / it sounds like a whack on the head wouldn't go a stray either !.
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We had a case where the bad guy carjacked a BMW X5, then programmed his home address into the GPS unit.....
 We just recalled the recent addresses requested Last edited by Captain Stubing; 10-11-2008 at 12:35 AM. |
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I love human beings. A bit of barbecue sauce and an apple in the mouth on a spit-roast...fitting
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should be given an emergency vasectomy lest he pollutes the gene pool with his obviously defecient traits
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10-11-2008, 09:42 AM
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ahaha this story deserves to be in ZOO!!
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10-11-2008, 09:25 PM
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Yeah it definately made my weekend... We were talking about it at work today, and under the Strengths part of his resume it said "honest and trustworthy" :hihi:
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Reminds me of those Australian guys that robbed a bank in the states wearing their name badges from work and taking pictures of themselves with the loot.
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no offence but it could only happen in shepparton oh or moe.
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where at tonko? browns?
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yeah tell me about it, it must be an epidemic of loosers invading our towns. i ducked over to shepp on the bike on saturday, its a shame to see the lake that bad, although that new wow store seems pretty good.
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funny as ........reminds me of a story about an apprentice that came complaining to the boss he broke every wheel nut off on the car and wheels still would`nt come off, it was a renault from memory that had ornamental wheel nuts on the hub caps, we were laughing till tears.
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i take it you work there tonko.... next time im over i will drop in to see if you have any good 8 track players.
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No worries, 8 track? thats too modern...
I can rig up a nice record player for ya.
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That made my day
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What a ripper story....
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When stupid people are funny...
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