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19-01-2005, 05:18 PM
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Beware of mood swings!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Western 'burbs, put your bullet proof vests on!
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[no, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking things a bit far!] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [not if I wipe thoroughly!] Panda Mating Fails;Veterinarian Takes Over [what a guy!] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!] Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [see if that works any better than a fair trial!] War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!] If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly,It May Last Awhile [you think?!] Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [who would have thought!] Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [they may be on to something!] Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!] Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!] New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [weren't they fat enough?!] Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That what he gets for eating those beans!] Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken!] Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy [That was really giving of himself!] Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!] Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!] And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead [nuff said!]
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19-01-2005, 05:22 PM
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Official AFF conservative
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide, SA
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Hehehe - i shouldnt be laughing that much at work..... very good
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19-01-2005, 07:06 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Perth, WA
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hehehehe nice one mate
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19-01-2005, 08:17 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Where the Pirates are.
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lol, the last one is pretty funny
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19-01-2005, 08:41 PM
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E-series mutantette
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Murray Bridge, SA
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LOL nice one
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19-01-2005, 09:02 PM
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My 1st set of Wings!!!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: way, WAY south of the Bombays!!!
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lmao those are gems Luvin. LOL
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19-01-2005, 10:52 PM
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THCC Motorsport member 1
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: the ghetto....no im being serious!
Posts: 1,139
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roflmfao!!!
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19-01-2005, 11:17 PM
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Unbelievable that People write these things... I swear they dont think, or think too much.
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20-01-2005, 02:57 AM
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Location: Sunshine Coast
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nice one!!! pretty funny stuff ;;; lol!!!
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20-01-2005, 08:30 PM
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Afterburner + skids =
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Skidsville
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Hahaha, heard a few of them before though.
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20-01-2005, 11:39 PM
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Burnin Rubber
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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Not bad mate, some very well educated writes there.
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21-01-2005, 01:04 AM
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Bring back the Phase
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Portland, Vic
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lol very funny, love the Chainsaw Massacre one :d
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21-01-2005, 02:40 AM
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DJR TM#54
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: on my p.c now with internet! ok i'll still use works internet too.
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Good stuff still laughing
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