Stickers like that are just asking for trouble

[JimNiki]

for all the years I had my Hg monaro as a young carefree hoon I had one sticker along the back window ...

"I'm not completely useless, I can always server as a bad example..."

[FORCED F6]

I do about 100kms+ driving a day and I see many interesting things, recent ones I can remember are

1. 90's model old corolla parked at train station had a sticker on it on all side windows " Please dont break into my car, I have nothing valuable" ( I believe they had suffered from previous break ins )

2. Saw a sticker on a VW buggy " When I grow up, I want to be a porsche"

[flappist]

There was a Purvis Eureka here not long ago with "Goes like a Zirtec" accross the back.

[wingTS]

Says it all...

[388cube_edxr8]

Double post.

[388cube_edxr8]

"Four cylinders moves the body, eight cylinders moves the soul"

"Are you a Ford man or a Holden boy?"

"How's my driving? Call 000"

"If this heap of s*** can do 100, why can't you?

On an EB SXR8:
"Some bogans have fast cars." (It was bloody quick too).

Written backwards across the top of the front windscreen of a Magna, Ambulance style:
"If you can read this, you're driving too ********** slowly!"

On the back of the bootlid of a heavily modified R33 Skyline:
"Stop following me, I don't have any donuts"

On the back of my old, dinged up Corolla:
"If you can read this, I hope you have ABS"

Before my first car, I had a very sick 49cc Yamaha Zuma scooter that was given to me for free. I got sick of getting honked at and nearly hit by other cars overtaking me, so I put some stickers on:

"Honk if you're a ********" and
"My steelcap boots are harder than your panels"

Some people still didn't get it and learned the hard way not to mess with ****ed off scooter riders.

That's all I can recall for now.

[388cube_edxr8]

On the back of an old Landcruiser:

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because feminists can't change anything.

Also on the top of the back window, written upside down:
DO NOT TAKE OVERTURNED VEHICLE

[The MaDDeSTMaN]

A few I've seen recently, some great, some not so great:

"It may be slow, but I'm in front of you"
"Growing old is manditory, growing up is optional"
"If this sh!tbox can do 110, why can't you?"
"Save the whales, harpoon a fat chick"
"Keep honking, I'm reloading"
"Only cheap wine comes in 5L"

[XCwillo]

Originally Posted by The MaDDeSTMaN

"Only cheap wine comes in 5L"

I take it that was either on a Ricer or a 5.8 + litre V8 car :| haha

[JimNiki]

Originally Posted by XCwillo

I take it that was either on a Ricer or a 5.8 + litre V8 car :| haha

it wouldn't be a v8 driver ... we respect all v8's...
(if you call the 253 a real v8!)

it'd be someone who's never had one...

[BAxtER]

One sticker i saw on the back of a AU falcon ute stated "land rights for gay whales".

[Mr12345678x]

"FPVSUK" on the back window of a rusty brown VL missing its hubcaps... I LOL'd

[The MaDDeSTMaN]

Another one I saw today: "No, I won't go faster, I'm doing the speed limit!" <- on a Datsun 120Y, so might have been a little optimistic, haha

Originally Posted by XCwillo

I take it that was either on a Ricer or a 5.8 + litre V8 car :| haha

Actually it was on an EB, with a JMM sticker also visible.

[pottery beige]

back of hilux ute.. CHEER UP EMO KID.....

[xr6luke]

frangapani stickers are the biggest fail..

[Wednesday]

Originally Posted by xr6luke

frangapani stickers are the biggest fail..

agreed! I saw a little hatchback at the shops with them all over the back window, fuzzy pink dashmat and more (actual flowers) sitting on the dash. Makes me ashamed to be female

[KYSBF]

Originally Posted by Wednesday

agreed! I saw a little hatchback at the shops with them all over the back window, fuzzy pink dashmat and more (actual flowers) sitting on the dash. Makes me ashamed to be female

I had a Swift or the like following me the other day and the dash, which looked to be about a metre deep, was covered in yellow flowers and assorted dolls. As I took my exit and they passed me whole side back and rear windows had frangis and some yellow flower stickers and more toys filling the veiw.

[vztrt]

Originally Posted by KYSBF

I had a Swift or the like following me the other day and the dash, which looked to be about a metre deep, was covered in yellow flowers and assorted dolls. As I took my exit and they passed me whole side back and rear windows had frangis and some yellow flower stickers and more toys filling the veiw.

I've seen cars like this and I wonder why they don't get in trouble as this really has to be blocking the view of the driver.

[XCwillo]

'Males stop reading now
if you're still reading
it means i've crashed into your kitchen'

[Dr. Feelgood]

On a big ol' V8... "My car cancels out your Prius".

[cargenie]

lol @ all those stickers! some people are begging to get bashed or pulled over hahha

[tankclare]

I had "dont laugh, it could be your daughter inside" on my XF pano when I had it. Got a few laughs and also a few dirty looks from the older generation.

One I find funny is the spit roast racing team sticker..they must get some funny looks.

[TUF_302]

That brown VL is just plain sad lol!!

[zdcol71]

Has anyone seen anything sillier than a southern cross sticker made from said frangapanis???

[JimNiki]

OHHHH ...how cute ...
I think she's just trying to tell us that she's a proud aussie hippy chick!
(from MELTON?)

[zeuss000]

What i hate is companies putting stickers advertising the business on your car without asking permission, recently i have had an exhaust place put one on my rear window, lasted about 2 mins before i ripped it off, then last week after getting my wifes Jeep Cherokee back from Autotune they had kindly plastered one on her back window as well.
All i have is the small RACQ sticker on my front windscreen hidden up high in the corner.
Cheers
Ed

[gax_xr6t]

seen a gemini around melbourne with a sticker across the back window

"Thanks to WD-40 and Cable-Ties"

looks like a heap of ****

[Smythy93]

dont ever get one of those, we grew here you flew here or **** of were full because unfortunatly my mates car got smashed up and we think because of that. considering in his area there alot of islanders