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Old 20-10-2010, 09:23 PM   #31
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Old 20-10-2010, 09:57 PM   #32
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that china one is definite bs, all those flash cameras in the crowd with massive telephoto lenses and theres no clear pics?

the others? well, im a believer in life on other worlds so i wouldnt discount them straight away.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A0t4...eature=related

Not bad:-)

Wonder if these 'visitors' will reimpose speed derestriction (//) ??? :-)
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One of the comments below the NYC one..

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alein 2: what?

alien 1: let's go hover over the buildings in NYC...

alien 2: why?

alien 1: 'cause the humans will go nuts... all of them will just stop and stare up at us for hours like idiots...

alien 2: that's retarded...

alien 1: and they call themselves intelligent...

both: hahahahahaha...
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Old 20-10-2010, 10:35 PM   #35
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The El Paso video is a skydiving team. I've seen the video of them filming from the plane they jumped from that night. They jump, light the flare on their ankle and away they go.

Can't be bothered looking at the rest, the NY one that accompanied the El Paso one was proven to be balloons.

Is there life out there? IMO - definitely.

Have they visited our planet? Unless they know a loophole in current physics theory, or they live for tens of thousands of years and their bodies can tolerate extremely high G's for hundreds of years... unlikely.
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we could be the ants in an alien ant farm......
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The El Paso video is a skydiving team. I've seen the video of them filming from the plane they jumped from that night. They jump, light the flare on their ankle and away they go.

Can't be bothered looking at the rest, the NY one that accompanied the El Paso one was proven to be balloons.

Is there life out there? IMO - definitely.

Have they visited our planet? Unless they know a loophole in current physics theory, or they live for tens of thousands of years and their bodies can tolerate extremely high G's for hundreds of years... unlikely.

Noooooooooo!!! all that common sense is ruining this thread
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There is quite a number of youtube videos of the same footage of the Chinese Village Disappearing. by the looks of the thumbnails. Its the same footage.

I do have one question to ask.

HTF does a village just disappear?

Flying monkeys stole it?
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Old 20-10-2010, 11:25 PM   #39
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Damn you, now Ive got Smooth Criminal running through my head. Not the whole thing either, just part of it. Could be worse, could be Wacko Jackos version.
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Old 20-10-2010, 11:50 PM   #40
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Damn you, now Ive got Smooth Criminal running through my head. Not the whole thing either, just part of it. Could be worse, could be Wacko Jackos version.
Youve been hit by 'woohoo' youve been struck by - A "beige" criminal - dadadada weee oooooo dadadadad shermona heee heee.....
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There are some reports - unsure of the legitimacy - of a town in China disappearing after witnessing a giant pyramid ufo hovering above. There are a few reports out confirming this actually happened and their army has closed the area off.. Don't know what to make of it.
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Did anyone read in the papers the other week that there is a lady in Malaysia that specialises in UFO's at her University and she has nominated herself as the World representative in case they land here and ask to speak to our "leader".

Pretty cool I thought, At least now Earth has a Rep.
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Did anyone read in the papers the other week that there is a lady in Malaysia that specialises in UFO's at her University and she has nominated herself as the World representative in case they land here and ask to speak to our "leader".

Pretty cool I thought, At least now Earth has a Rep.
we need to ask her if we really are just little ants.... how cool is that we may be car driving ants....
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Old 21-10-2010, 01:26 AM   #45
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we need to ask her if we really are just little ants.... how cool is that we may be car driving ants....

Ants ???

I'm getting confused. Does this mean we're not hooked to the Matrix anymore ???
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Did anyone read in the papers the other week that there is a lady in Malaysia that specialises in UFO's at her University and she has nominated herself as the World representative in case they land here and ask to speak to our "leader".

Pretty cool I thought, At least now Earth has a Rep.
An open invitation to any aliens monitoring the ethernet.. on behalf of all at AFF i volunteer to be our rep.. And be sucked up by the next available spaceship.. be poked, prodded and painted green.. dont dust me down with ant rid or spray me with bug spray as i think i may be an ant in your ant farm... oh and i'll need a certificate for work they crack shits about days off... Mr Beige..
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An open invitation to any aliens monitoring the ethernet.. on behalf of all at AFF i volunteer to be our rep.. And be sucked up by the next available spaceship.. be poked, prodded and painted green.. dont dust me down with ant rid or spray me with bug spray as i think i may be an ant in your ant farm... oh and i'll need a certificate for work they crack shits about days off... Mr Beige..
Did someone say Union?

Well, I'm from the Union, what's this about work certificates? That's not constitutional; do I smell an intergalactic "Work Choices" policy?

I propose a motion for the formation of a intergalactic committee to protect the rights of abducted workers and henceforth, all abductions are subject to a full review and proposal before any poking, prodding or green painting be administered.

Full pay shall be provided by said abducting parties to the abductees for the duration, and any holiday / loading is to be paid in full on return. Double time is compulsary for public holidays / seasonal / religious holidays.

If a politician is abducted by accident, ownership is transferred to said abducting party, in short, you touched it last, it's yours now, not our problem.

If you disagree with any of the above, considering you have mastered intergalactic space travel, you're probably thinking you can get away with anything.

But while you may have space ships, lasers and fancy gadgetry, there is one thing we have that is more terrible, more dangerous, more malicious and more evil than anything you posses... so be warned....you haven't encountered the Department of Transport..... yet...

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Well there you go aliens are a crock i'm still here!!.. mustve got drunk last night though and got stuck into the Indonesian three green bean curry... green crap stuck in me teeth and the anoos is a bit tender.. bloody curry.. off to work i go.. ALIENS DONT EXIST..!!...

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NASA testing the propusion system for this maybe??
http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/spec...-1225941588902
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I am psychic - I foretold how this thread would evolve.

But seriously, we terrestrials on the other side of the continent welcome all forms of life with open arms - we are in the process of opening up for a business a new hotel (camp) where you will be welcomed, interned, provided with all sorts of wonderfull benefits - but bugger me, if ya don't have the right papers - we'll send ya back to whatever planet ya came from - once we work out how to do it.
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Can't find much on the web regarding this town that was abducted in china but apparently it isn't the first time:

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread202786/pg
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Not bad:-)

Wonder if these 'visitors' will reimpose speed derestriction (//) ??? :-)
I think we'll see speed camera's mounted above skies of Australia. Infringement notice will show there were clocked do 90,000 kph above the speed limit, loss of 50,000 points and a fine of a 17 million dollars. Huge cash cow coming the way of state governments around Australia.
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One of the comments below the NYC one..
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alien 1: let's go hover over the buildings in NYC...

alien 2: why?

alien 1: 'cause the humans will go nuts... all of them will just stop and stare up at us for hours like idiots...

alien 2: that's retarded...

alien 1: and they call themselves intelligent...

both: hahahahahaha...
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Major problem here.

The states have no legal rights abouve the ground, it is all federal and that only goes up to 60,000 ft.
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Major problem here.

The states have no legal rights abouve the ground, it is all federal and that only goes up to 60,000 ft.

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http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/spec...-1225941588902
errr... aliens.. ants and little green men posted in the comments.....
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we are just smart bacteria here to cause cancer to the planet and destroy it.

Look out of a plane next time an see lovely unspoilt landscape and then see a city - a cancer that will not stop spreading until we've used up all the resources and it dies.

So there is probably smarter bactria out there. Time, not distance, is the issue.
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Maybe thats why these things are seen over large cities like New Youk or Sydney....
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Major problem here.

The states have no legal rights abouve the ground, it is all federal and that only goes up to 60,000 ft.

Soooo.... what you're saying is I can build my shed without having to abide by stupid archaic regulation... but only above 60,000 ft.?

I wish we'd hurry up and develop anti gravity!
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