Online lifespan test.

[JADED6]

According to our research, you'll be dead by

July 2062
YOU DIE: 82.1 years

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 20855.8 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 30% of your life

I love the percentage figure.. Kinda makes me wanna end it all right now, its 30% over and i've so much i still wanna do :P

[JADED6]

Originally Posted by Fairmont_Krissy

According to our research, you'll be dead by
June 2006
at age 33
You have 365.2 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 97% of your life.

Oh my...
Group hug for Fairmont Krissy. : (cant find group hug smiley)
I'd say you have a family history of cancer though.. Eat & sleep well and you'll outlive 33 atleast

[CongoAU2]

According to our research, you'll be dead by

April 2066
at age 81
WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 22237.6 days left on this earth.
(makes it sound like i'm gonna be here for a while!!!)
You've already lived 25% of your life.

[dogbreath_48]

ok why the hell doesn't mine work...is it too scared i'll break it? It loads the screen with the 2 ppl on it and says loading, but there is no loading to speak of...am i missing something?

[FordFan86]

- probable cause -
cancer
YOU DIE: 76.2 years
As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.
WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

A FEW COLLECTED STATISTICS
Across all 604564 test takers.
16% smoke.
41% have health insurance.
4% eat a lot of nice beef.
39% hold in farts. <---- damn!!!!!
13% are impressed with themselves.

[XR6Gal]

According to our research, you'll be dead by

December 2061
at age 84


- probable cause -
Heart Attack

AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average woman

Hey, not bad! I'll be an old codger!!!!!



39% of people hold in farts.

[NIGHTHAWK]

HECK, i am going to be dead, 78 years old. I have lived 63% of my life.
This thing has to be wrong, i dont smoke, dont drink, i am at the gym 7 days a week, martial arts squash,tennis, work. Every one of my grand parents are dead in their ninties, mum and dad are in their 70s and i am going to kick the bucket at 78. Yeah right!
Must be the bus i dont see.......

[XR6Gal]

Originally Posted by NIGHTHAWK

HECK, i am going to be dead, 78 years old. I have lived 63% of my life.
This thing has to be wrong, i dont smoke, dont drink, i am at the gym 7 days a week, martial arts squash,tennis, work. Every one of my grand parents are dead in their ninties, mum and dad are in their 70s and i am going to kick the bucket at 78. Yeah right!
Must be the bus i dont see.......

Maybe you're holding in too many farts

[NIGHTHAWK]

Originally Posted by bindi

Oh god, once I reread what I typed I realise my mistake. I meant that I believed the woman who read my palms... NOT THE ONLINE LIFESPAN WEBSITE.

When I was about 13 we had a school fair. And my social science teacher, an Indian woman who wore the most amazingly beautiful jewellery and saris was the palmreader for the day. She was very knowledgable - she knew her stuff. So when she told me 96, it's the age I've had in my head since then.

Incredible so did i. But it was my sisters school fair.Iwas going to live into my 90s and have lots of kids,not rich but lucky.1 out of 3 so far. Not rich.

[NIGHTHAWK]

Originally Posted by XR6Gal

Maybe you're holding in too many farts

Nah, it was those boxes you had to tick.I just could not get my mouse to move quick enough. a- either i am on dial up. b- i have parkinsons. c- i am getting old. d- all the above?

[OLS108]

mine just said , HOLLY U SHOULD BE DEAD ALREADY

[XAGSV8]

According to our research, you'll be dead by

June 2058
at age 78


- probable cause -


cancer


YOU DIE: 78.3 years


AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years


As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.







WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds



You have 19379.3 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 32% of your life.

[AdzT3-146]

According to our research, you'll be dead by

April 2066
at age 80

- probable cause -
cancer

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 22231.5 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 24% of your life

[dogbreath_48]

is there some kind of sectret button i'm not finding?
This is all i get, in IE and Mozilla, firewall on or off...grr tell me when i'm going to die! i want to know if i should leave the house tonight!

-Stu

[XR6Gal]

Originally Posted by dogbreath_48

is there some kind of sectret button i'm not finding?
This is all i get, in IE and Mozilla, firewall on or off...grr tell me when i'm going to die! i want to know if i should leave the house tonight!

-Stu

If you scroll down, there should be an arrow, you just click on that.

[Duffman]

I die age 84 from cancer. I probably would live longer but I thought 'moving your bowles' ment farting so I put 30. If I was doing it 30 times a week I would be lookin to die now.

It seems like it just keeps pumping out cancer as an excuse.

[LuvinmyEB]

According to our research, you'll be dead by

January 2048 at age 78.

probable cause - heart attack

YOU DIE: 78.5 years

You have 15566.7 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 46% of your life.

Well my life is half over... :yeees:

And The Maddestman gets 6 months peace without me. :hihi:

[bindi]

Originally Posted by MrQuan

Oh I see... 69 always comes to my mind...? :

Oooh... are you offering?! lmfao

[bindi]

Originally Posted by blinkau

I die age 84 from cancer. I probably would live longer but I thought 'moving your bowles' ment farting so I put 30. If I was doing it 30 times a week I would be lookin to die now.

LMFAO that is classic!!! :evil_laug :evil_laug :evil_laug

As for the stats, have you noticed how many ppl who die of cancer (always 56%) also have a 24% chance of dying in a car accident?

Ach, it's shyte I tells ya.

[bindi]

Originally Posted by FordFan86

- probable cause -
cancer
YOU DIE: 76.2 years
As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.
WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You and I are twins, cept mine was 76.1 years... I die from exactly the same things!

I tell you what James, when we become old farts we'll hang out together and maybe avoid death... then again I am already an old fart and you are a young whipper snapper

[FordFan86]

Yeah, but you scare me at times Bindi :P taht could increase my chance of having a heart attack lol

[bindi]

Originally Posted by FordFan86

Yeah, but you scare me at times Bindi :P taht could increase my chance of having a heart attack lol

Be afraid James... be very afraid.

Mwahahahahahaha! :nutsycuck

[Perana]

According to our research, you'll be dead by
August 2067
at age 82
- probable cause -
cancer
YOU DIE: 82.4 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 22724.1 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 24% of your life.

Not too bad i say

[Xephon]

According to our research, you'll be dead by
May 2062
at age 80

- probable cause -
heart attack

YOU DIE: 80.3 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 20807.1 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 29% of your life.

[dogbreath_48]

Originally Posted by XR6Gal

If you scroll down, there should be an arrow, you just click on that.

lol it's not there, still isn't! it was there on my girlfriends comp though; i think i lived to 75 - die in 2060, died of heart attack i think? Weird given family history is full of cancer, and no heart problems!

-Stu

[LOWAU]

According to our research, you'll be dead by
August 2062
at 78.9 years - I Smoke as well!

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

[JC]

According to our research, you'll be dead by

February 2044
at age 75

- probable cause -
heart attack

YOU DIE: 75.1 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

You have 14143.1 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 48% of your life.

[Bucknaked]

September 2045
at age 76
- probable cause -
cancer
YOU DIE: 75.6 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 14707.4 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 47% of your life.


A FEW COLLECTED STATISTICS
Across all 605487 test takers.
16% smoke.
41% have health insurance.
4% eat a lot of nice beef.
39% hold in farts.
13% are impressed with themselves.

[XRchic]

Originally Posted by LOWAU

According to our research, you'll be dead by
August 2062
at 78.9 years - I Smoke as well!

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

Yeah, I smoke too, or did (I have given up). Im overweight, have high blood pressure and a family history of heart disease and diabetes and for some strange reason it says I am going to live to 88!!! Someone has to live longer than 88 on here! Hehe.

[EA2BA]

Its not a very good if even remotely accurate prediction.

I put in that my last 3 relatives died at 40 of cancer etc, then said I do all the right things in the rest of the questions and said I would be almost 100

I then put that my last 3 relatives lived to 100 and died of old age, I then put everything wrong, smoke, eat only candy and all that and it still came up with about 100

Its just another stupid amusing internet waste of time