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Old 25-02-2006, 09:19 AM   #31
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Best sticker I have seen to date "Yes I have a ute and NO I won't help you move" :hihi:
I was thinking about putting that on the back of my ute.
If I can find a place that sells them ... I might ... LOL

Also my mate had an 84 4-Runner (4RUNNA plates) ... raised with the works ... regularly went off-road. He had a sticker on the side of his 4WD ... above the rear wheel (on each side) ... on the chassis rail under the wheelarch.

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"Curiosity didn't kill your cat ... I did"
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Old 25-02-2006, 12:30 PM   #32
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Funniest one i saw was a huge Nismo sticker on the door of a Toyota Celica. Obviously had no idea who Nismo are.
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Old 25-02-2006, 12:53 PM   #33
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There is one sticker you should all have on your car
fordforums.com.au PM Chucky if you want one, or you can purchase one at FPV on Sunday..
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Old 25-02-2006, 06:45 PM   #34
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lol i got a good one, at caloundra a while back i saw a dirty, boxy, 80s piece of crap colt with tickford badging all over it *shudders*
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Old 25-02-2006, 07:01 PM   #35
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Funniest sticker I ever saw was on the back window of a Suzuki Mighty Boy ute.
It read "No Fat Chicks, they just won't fit."
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Old 25-02-2006, 07:49 PM   #36
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There is one sticker you should all have on your car
fordforums.com.au PM Chucky if you want one, or you can purchase one at FPV on Sunday..
That took longer than I thought :
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Old 25-02-2006, 08:48 PM   #37
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It wasn't on a car, but on the back of my Dad's old motorbike jacket.

"Stop honking your horn, I'm pedaling as fast as I can!"

Oh, and I already have one of those fabulous fordforums.com.au stickers on my car :newangel:
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Old 25-02-2006, 09:11 PM   #38
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read this a while back at website selling stickers " Ban low performing drivers not high performance cars" personaly i like it.......................... i have a SVT sticker on my car
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm wonder what you guys think about that ............. personaly i dont care ......... and the reason why i choose it is because it rare and not everyone knows what it is............. thus gives my car the exclusivity.....
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Old 29-11-2007, 05:53 PM   #39
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I saw an AU XT the other day, it had a BA/BF wing on the rear, XT badge had been moved to lower left of boot lid, on the spot where XT used to be it had a Tickford badge, then below that an S badge, also had Mk II on the lower left. Looked like a total w.a.n.k to me.
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Old 29-11-2007, 05:55 PM   #40
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Jesus mate, how many pages back was this thread.

Almost the biggest thread mine ever. Nearly 2 years.
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Old 29-11-2007, 06:05 PM   #41
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A car drives around Melbourne, driven by a blonde chickie and her car is Black with Pink Interior and the plates are BLOND. Anyways, her sticker on the back window says "Proud and Blonde of it" I love it! Car suits the owner!!!
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Old 29-11-2007, 06:10 PM   #42
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I once saw an old HQ Holden ute being driven by some big fat bloke and on the tailgate was a sticker that said "I'm fat, You're ugly....But I can lose weight!"
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Old 29-11-2007, 06:11 PM   #43
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THE PLAYBOY BUNNY LOGO??????
why???
Mostly chicks put them on??
why?
are they in Playboy?
do they want to be in playboy?
do they like playboy?
what is the message that there are trying to got across??????

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Old 29-11-2007, 06:46 PM   #44
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best one i ever seen was on the muddyest trailer ever. and read
'if only my wife was this dirty'
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Old 29-11-2007, 06:47 PM   #45
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best one i ever seen was on the muddyest trailer ever. and read
'if only my wife was this dirty'
seen one
"Think my cars dirty? try spending night with the driver"
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Old 29-11-2007, 06:58 PM   #46
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a while ago i saw a black VU ute the canopy was full of stickers but one has stuck in my memory... "tits are for kids, show us ya box"
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Old 29-11-2007, 07:03 PM   #47
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Old 29-11-2007, 07:09 PM   #48
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saw a tool on the way home from work the other day. crappy mid 80's pulsar with this splashed across along the side (and this is the correct spelling)

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Old 29-11-2007, 07:43 PM   #49
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Saw one on a work ute the other day, in the Vegemite logo, "Vaginamite, Concentrated Pussy Extract......
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Old 29-11-2007, 07:50 PM   #50
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seen one
"Think my cars dirty? try spending night with the driver"
I saw a van few weeks back covered in dirt, written in fingers..

"Im a water saver.." and also like one early, "Wish my girlfriend was this dirty"

haha classics!!
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Old 29-11-2007, 08:00 PM   #51
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Had a mate with a busted @r$e XE falcon, faded white paint with a yellow door, and he got a sticker made up for it. In massive letters covering 3/4s of the rear windscreen
IF YOU DONT LIKE IT
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Old 29-11-2007, 08:07 PM   #52
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I have a sticker on my windscreen over the passenger side of the car, it reads "Me "

95% of the time one of my mates sits there.
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Old 29-11-2007, 08:36 PM   #53
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carefactor 0% and f#uck off end of story without the #, a u instead and I dont give a was common here a few years ago dont know what sort of person puts that on cars dont really want to meet them either

The only sticker I have ever had was ICE ignitions
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Old 29-11-2007, 09:23 PM   #54
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i always liked the
"if you can read this then i have lost my caravan"
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Old 29-11-2007, 10:04 PM   #55
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I've seen this a few times
"Is that a V8?...How cute."

Also, "The only good thing that comes in 2 litres is milk and juice!"
and then you get..

"The only good thing that comes in 5 litres is cheap wine!"
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Old 29-11-2007, 10:44 PM   #56
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there's plenty of amusing stickers, i like em, though i really hate those tools with "drift" and all the associated brands on their tinny little imports. jeez!! i doubt most of those pimply faced kids could back out of the drive let alone drift their cars!!
oh!!! and i really hate those bloody frangipani stickers! yuk!!

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Old 29-11-2007, 11:39 PM   #57
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Jet Pilot and Majic happens are my pet hates.

couple i like are.....
I'll be sober tomorrow, but you will still be ugly
She says she loves my mind, She Must, She F@*ks with it Everyday (one for ex wife #1)
and a personal fav... NRNR, fitted INSIDE all my GT's for when I am cruising the town.
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Old 29-11-2007, 11:43 PM   #58
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JetPilot, HOLDEN and FORD stickers.... unless your being paid by one of these companies to advertise for them...
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Old 29-11-2007, 11:46 PM   #59
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A funny one i have seen is on a VS Wagon, it says Milk and Juice only comes in 2 Litres.
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Old 29-11-2007, 11:47 PM   #60
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Along the lines of, "Careful, the bites."
Well, then put her down...clearly a menace to society.

Also anything along the lines of , total , angry , psycho ...anything . Also don't like angel stuff.
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