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Old 02-08-2007, 10:39 AM   #61
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I remember a driver from a few years back called Rick Shaw. Used to amuse me everytime I heard someone got passed by (a) Rickshaw
ROFL that reminds me of that Robot Chicken episode that has Detective Rick Shaw who gets carried around on a Rickshaw LOL.
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Old 02-08-2007, 11:29 AM   #62
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My sister used to work for the Meat and Livestock Authority and the bloke that was in charge was named Mr Lamb. I also had a friend whose name was Warren King and I worked with a bloke whose name was Robert Chew (R-Chew)
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Old 03-08-2007, 08:00 AM   #63
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I went to school with a Paul Cox and a Joanne (Jo) King. When I first moved to Darwin my flatmate hooked up with a chick named Wanda Salmon. And one of the good workshop owners here, Phil Kerr, swears Wayne is his brother.
I also write R. Send on the back of my hard hat. I'm surprised how many people have to ask about that.
Edit: I also know a Michael Jackson. He got locked up in Katherine for giving that name with no ID on him. My older brother had to vouch for him. Apparently the copper's name was Mickey Mouse. At least that's what he said in response to the Michael Jackson answer.
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Old 03-08-2007, 12:04 PM   #64
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Brother had a classmate whose mother's name was Joy, married a bloke with the surname "Joy" and because Joy Joy. She didn't like Ren and Stimpy.

Another time my mother and I were looking through the Herald Sun marriage section thingy and one young lady whose name was "Coco" married a bloke whose surname was "Poppa" and became Coco Poppa. We laughed over that one for a long time.

Year 7 co-ordinator (10 years ago...wow...times flies like buggery!) was called John Wayne Kerr. He had a cool name and a bad one all in one.
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Old 03-08-2007, 12:32 PM   #65
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My dad knew a bloke called..Wait for it................Charlie brown!!!!!!!!!.Apparently this bloke once got locked up as a cop asked his name and he replied charlie brown.The cop apparently thought he was taking the p$#$ and nicked him!!
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Old 03-08-2007, 12:36 PM   #66
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My dad knew a bloke called..Wait for it................Charlie brown!!!!!!!!!.Apparently this bloke once got locked up as a cop asked his name and he replied charlie brown.The cop apparently thought he was taking the p$#$ and nicked him!!
LOL, that reminds me of a guy I used to hang out with years ago. Didnt really know him that well but he was a friend of a friend sort of thing.

He got locked up for being drunk in a public place and not having any ID on him. Apparently he copped a smack in the mouth by one of the police for being a smart mouth too as he kept giving the cop a "wrong answer" when asked his name.

Unfortunatly for him he had no other choice, he was giving the cop his real name.. John Smith.
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Old 03-08-2007, 01:39 PM   #67
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I know of a bloke called Tony Head. He prefers Anthony but we always call him Tony.
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Old 03-08-2007, 10:23 PM   #68
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Our Year 9 Science teacher - Anita Pickhering...
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Old 03-08-2007, 11:09 PM   #69
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Unfortunatly (sic) for him he had no other choice, he was giving the cop his real name.. John Smith.
Funny you mention that. Friend at church is due to have a child early next year. Her surname is Smith and she loves the name John (that is true). However, we're suggesting she go for a more interesting given name just to make him/her stand out.

I suggested "Poida".
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Old 03-08-2007, 11:11 PM   #70
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Another just came to mind...this one's a sister-sister combo.

Back in year 10 we had a new student in my class. Her name was Bita. She was from Iran. Her sister was called Niger. Put them together.

That is genuine, as bs as it may sound.
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Old 03-08-2007, 11:31 PM   #71
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Had a Wayne Kerr in school. years ago.

Also a couple of brothers in Tassie (where else), Neil and Bob Down, I tell no lie

A priest at a church in Chatswood, Sydney is named Revered Death.

The obstetrician (sp) in Gladstone is called Dr Bush

and the greatest ship name of all..
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you can't forget Dr. Nyi Nyi here in tannum either i think to myself if he does euthenaisa as well.
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Old 04-08-2007, 01:00 AM   #72
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worked with a bloke with the last name trollope....he had two sisters.
and my brother went to school with an indian guy called armin dahood.
i currently work for kieth root building,our unoficial motto is get rooted!
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Old 04-08-2007, 09:33 AM   #73
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My wife being a teacher had a kid years ago called Fu King. Also I have run into a very nice bloke called Richard Cummins and his common first nickname was Dick. Poor bloke.
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Old 04-08-2007, 12:15 PM   #74
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Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz!
Oh, wait a minute...
Listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna put out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!
This thread is classic!
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Old 04-08-2007, 12:57 PM   #75
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In my tafe class there is a fella called Phuk Vu, our lecturers were very careful with his name, a mates younger sister is Jenna Tilley (she has copped a bit of crap about that too), I work for coles express and one day I had this bloke sign his name Robin Coles, and yes it was genuine!
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Old 04-08-2007, 01:50 PM   #76
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what about the Ex pollie richard face? his parents must of hated him and i'm sure no one will belive this one but if you look up page 205 in thr current Newcastle phone book there is a flucker listed
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LOL, that reminds me of a guy I used to hang out with years ago. Didnt really know him that well but he was a friend of a friend sort of thing.

He got locked up for being drunk in a public place and not having any ID on him. Apparently he copped a smack in the mouth by one of the police for being a smart mouth too as he kept giving the cop a "wrong answer" when asked his name.

Unfortunatly for him he had no other choice, he was giving the cop his real name.. John Smith.
much the same happened to a guy I went to school with but it was in the bad old days of NSW cops and he coped a real flogging. poor bloke was a mess all for having "a dogey name"

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