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Old 03-01-2005, 01:37 PM   #121
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Old 03-01-2005, 02:19 PM   #122
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After reading this thread: http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthr...0&page=1&pp=15

The town nurse (that would be me), has decided in her infinite wisdom to fit all the males in AFF with Bras with weights fitted into them. These weights will the same proportion and size as those of your g/f's, g/f's you would like to have, partners, wives etc.

The men will wear them at all times for appoximately one week.

If you have MOOBIES (tm) larger than a D cup you are exempt. :p

/me sits back and wait for the men to start lining up for panadol because of their aching backs. :rolleyes:
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Old 03-01-2005, 02:25 PM   #123
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After reading this thread: http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthr...0&page=1&pp=15

The town nurse (that would be me), has decided in her infinite wisdom to fit all the males in AFF with Bras with weights fitted into them. These weights will the same proportion and size as those of your g/f's, g/f's you would like to have, partners, wives etc.

The men will wear them at all times for appoximately one week.

If you have MOOBIES (tm) larger than a D cup you are exempt. :p

/me sits back and wait for the men to start lining up for panadol because of their aching backs. :rolleyes:
Do they feell the same?

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Old 03-01-2005, 02:26 PM   #124
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I guess I can still be the pool/pond cleaner, the gerbil farmer, and as suggested earlier a new food franchise operator, KFG (tm) which is an acronym for Kentucky Fried Gerbil. We (the board of directors at KFG) decided to abbreviate it as people were more worried about the Fried bit than the gerbil!

I also nominate myself as the AFF town Snake Handler (tm). Snake Handler? Make your own mind up on that one!
*drools* can i get a big bucket'o gebril thanx????


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Old 03-01-2005, 02:28 PM   #125
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Do they feell the same?

If you can use your imagination.
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Old 03-01-2005, 02:33 PM   #126
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After reading this thread: http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthr...0&page=1&pp=15

The town nurse (that would be me), has decided in her infinite wisdom to fit all the males in AFF with Bras with weights fitted into them. These weights will the same proportion and size as those of your g/f's, g/f's you would like to have, partners, wives etc.

The men will wear them at all times for appoximately one week.

If you have MOOBIES (tm) larger than a D cup you are exempt. :p

/me sits back and wait for the men to start lining up for panadol because of their aching backs. :rolleyes:
Can anybody else see the irony of that being posted directly under the avatar LuvinmyEB has at the moment?

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Old 03-01-2005, 02:37 PM   #127
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After reading this thread: http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthr...0&page=1&pp=15

The town nurse (that would be me), has decided in her infinite wisdom to fit all the males in AFF with Bras with weights fitted into them. These weights will the same proportion and size as those of your g/f's, g/f's you would like to have, partners, wives etc.

The men will wear them at all times for appoximately one week.

If you have MOOBIES (tm) larger than a D cup you are exempt. :p

/me sits back and wait for the men to start lining up for panadol because of their aching backs. :rolleyes:

im up for it if they feel exactly the same as the real thing hehehehehehe.

oh damn what if ya dont got a g/f or partner atm :(
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Old 03-01-2005, 02:51 PM   #128
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After reading this thread: http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthr...0&page=1&pp=15

The town nurse (that would be me), has decided in her infinite wisdom to fit all the males in AFF with Bras with weights fitted into them. These weights will the same proportion and size as those of your g/f's, g/f's you would like to have, partners, wives etc.

The men will wear them at all times for appoximately one week.

If you have MOOBIES (tm) larger than a D cup you are exempt. :p

/me sits back and wait for the men to start lining up for panadol because of their aching backs. :rolleyes:
i would be up for that, as long as they felt real... heh i dont think i would have any trouble with back pain, etc
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Old 03-01-2005, 02:53 PM   #129
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Can anybody else see the irony of that being posted directly under the avatar LuvinmyEB has at the moment?

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Old 03-01-2005, 02:53 PM   #130
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MMMMMMMMMMM AFF Town KFC!!!! Who is gonna run that??? And a chicken farmer to supply it? Perhaps the Gerbil Farmer will try to pass off gerbils as chickens..... KFG!!!!
I'll go the chicken farmer, 'cause I've just developed a 6 legged chicken, and when I can finally catch one of the fast critters, I'll let youze all know what they taste like.
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Old 03-01-2005, 03:02 PM   #131
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im up for it if they feel exactly the same as the real thing hehehehehehe.

oh damn what if ya dont got a g/f or partner atm :(
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Old 03-01-2005, 05:51 PM   #132
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my minority can be the local Street Tuffs(r) for a while
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Someone has already set up the AFF town brothel, am I right? Because I know of a manlady who might want to work there
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Old 03-01-2005, 09:01 PM   #134
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If you have MOOBIES (tm) larger than a D cup you are exempt. :p
WOOOOHOOOOO...EXEMPTION YEEEAAAHHH!!!
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Old 03-01-2005, 09:27 PM   #136
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I'll go the chicken farmer, 'cause I've just developed a 6 legged chicken, and when I can finally catch one of the fast critters, I'll let youze all know what they taste like.
Still can't catch any, shit they are quick, but then again better to have 6 legs rather than 6 wings, 'cause i'd have to learn how to fly ( Tom petty, Coming down is the hardest thing )
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