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Old 21-06-2006, 08:51 PM   #211
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ohhh i forgot, my first car was a datsun bluebird stationwagon adn on the back side windows i had my last name and an aussie flag jus like the rally drivers do. It got mass respect!
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Old 21-06-2006, 09:18 PM   #212
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I spotted some black Subaru thing today with P plates in it and some toolish looking dude on the Monash Freeway.

Someone had put masking tape over the "R U" on the bootlid and written on it in black texta the word "poo". So it said "S U B A P O O".

I honestly really hope that the driver didn't do it himself and that he actually had no idea about it. Good prank.
Would the car happen to be black? And the driver Indian?

If so, it was his cousin that did it as a joke. It was f'ing funny.
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Old 21-06-2006, 11:41 PM   #213
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well we have one up here in cairns that is just asking for trouble..... CMW motorsport....its a car club up here and it stands for Cairns Most Wanted Motorsport...im not sure if the police know if thats what it stands for but if they do they would have to be attracting unwanted attention....fairly lame if you ask me and everyone else that isnt in CMWM
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Old 22-06-2006, 10:38 AM   #214
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A friend of mine thought he would enhance his run around vehicle...





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Old 22-06-2006, 10:47 AM   #215
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Jet Pilot is a jet ski brand :1syellow1
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Old 22-06-2006, 10:51 AM   #216
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I can't get the number plates, so I found I could get this made.

Letters only on my back screen, so against dark tint on my Rapid F6.

The new engine gets put in next week and am aiming for 425-450rwkw's so it will have the goods to back it up??
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Old 22-06-2006, 12:06 PM   #217
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i have the southern cross on the back of my EL. And my mate has
"Honk if you're horny, Stop if you root!"
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Old 22-06-2006, 02:15 PM   #218
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I've got 'Ashmore exhaust - No muff too tuff' and Eseries club sticker on rear window and a eseries on the right qtr panel
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Old 22-06-2006, 03:14 PM   #219
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AlbertM. That Barina is a Classic! Your mate obviously has a great sense of humour! Driver Wayne Kerr bahahahaha! And I love the "Holden up traffic" sticker.
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Old 22-06-2006, 05:01 PM   #220
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Great one AlbertM : Loud mouth exhurst, the 'P' platers choice :
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Old 22-06-2006, 06:28 PM   #221
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the sponsored by centrelink ones i aint fussed by cause we know they are just taking the Pi$$ outta the goverment anyways.

hot bad girl etc is asking for trouble kinda but so is HSV i just ate one on a 1.8 laser :
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Old 22-06-2006, 06:43 PM   #222
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i am getting a big ( i mean almost 1 meter wide ) sticker made up reading..

AUSTRALIA
LOVE IT
OR
LEAVE IT.

going on the back doors of my trucks
Got one like that on the back of my ute. Not as big though. Has the Aussie Flag next to it. Its amazing how many foreign people there are that try and run you off the road or try and be a smarta@# to you. No offence to asnyone just the minority that live out here who dont respect it.
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Old 22-06-2006, 07:13 PM   #223
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The most irritaing in my eyes are:
  • Bad/Norty (Retarded) Girl !
  • Magic Happens
  • Roxy

They're all so very :ymca:

I try to stay away from stickers on my cars... however my first car '84 Laser had South Park stickers on it
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Old 22-06-2006, 07:45 PM   #224
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Seen this one on a truck "Unless ur an STD get off my ars.e "
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Old 22-06-2006, 08:28 PM   #225
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I like the sticker I saw on a rusted up sh_t heap of a van that said "Don't laugh, your daughters in the back"

I nearly wet myself..
One I saw on another forum

" I brake for no apparent reason "

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Old 22-06-2006, 09:21 PM   #226
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can any one explain the 'i know jeff' stickers????

the funniest i ever saw was one of the 'guys ****ing on a chev badge'. and it was on a chev!!!!
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Old 22-06-2006, 10:34 PM   #227
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My parents have a SKI sticker on their camper van. "Spending Kids Inheritance"
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Old 22-06-2006, 10:41 PM   #228
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[QUOTE=Da_Sheep]can any one explain the 'i know jeff' stickers????

Sure can!
It originated when a mate (who is a signwriter) of Jeff's older brother, printed a heap of stickers and stuck them everywhere around Cranbourne.
Railway station,shopping centre, bus stops etc etc.
I have seen them on quite a few cars around the area as well.
How do I know this?, Jeff is a friend of my daughter.
So now you know! :
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Old 22-06-2006, 10:53 PM   #229
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A friend of mine thought he would enhance his run around vehicle...







"Holden up traffic"

ROFL!!!! gold.
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Old 23-06-2006, 02:19 PM   #230
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I have been trying to join this "Fishing Club" for years, but they never mention a phone number!

You putz, that's for the churchies (catholics I think - fish is the sign of Jesus if I remember correctly). Wally! :Reverend: :

One my brother had on many years ago
"Have a nice day"
"4uck somebody"

Dad removed it as soon as het got home.
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Old 23-06-2006, 11:02 PM   #231
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You putz, that's for the churchies (catholics I think - fish is the sign of Jesus if I remember correctly). Wally! :Reverend: :
Please tell me you read the sarcasm in his fishing club remarks !
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Old 24-06-2006, 01:33 AM   #232
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In the 70's I belonged to the "Datsun Drivers Club" (very rally based club) & a couple of guys used "cut up" truck stickers to read " DO NOT TAKE OVER TURNING VEHICLE " on their rally cars .. also there was an HQ ute running around with "ARGUS-TUFT" on the tailgate (there was also a speed boat called the same) .

My Bro-in-Law always had "88" on his race Mini , didn't matter which way up the car was ... :
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Old 24-06-2006, 11:52 PM   #233
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i personally only put the JJJ drum logo on the back of mine but usually opt for sticker less. However i did see one i was going to put but figured id get shot for it.
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Old 25-06-2006, 01:16 AM   #234
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Ok best stickers seen lately...

on a Mazda 121...looks like the truck sticker yellow with black font...

Do not take or overturn vehicle....got a good chuckle from that one

and a few B&S ute stickers...

9 out of 10 nutritionalists agree cowgirls arent just a breakfast food..

Bundy is for life not just for christmas..

one that also gave me a giggle

Tool racing across the back window of an XB with stickers on the doors to match....driver Sid Chrome ... navigator King Crome

thats all i can remember for now..

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Old 25-06-2006, 02:09 AM   #235
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stickers (branding), are like clubs, anyone that's into motocross, will have thor, jetpiot, fox etc, all the surfies have ripcurl, billabong, no fear etc..

what annoys me most is people that have these stickers but have no interest in the sport... but thats ok, as it promotes it

I think its ok to have stickers, just in moderation. I have only ever had two stickers at any one time... which include thor, no fear, and fox. a GT (Bicycle company)

here's another one I had...



anything original is good. (not that this is), but i do like the ones that take a well known brand and re-word it to mean something else.

I made up one that said "100% GEEK" NFI why now...
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Old 25-06-2006, 03:31 AM   #236
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the two i do like

........... insured by SMITH & WESTURN ............ out:
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........... A H D Autherised Holden Distroyer ..... :
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Old 30-10-2006, 10:38 PM   #237
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saw a hyundai excel with body kit that had when i grow up i wanna be a wrx
vs commy with vs commodore across back window
vn or vp commy with not for sale in big letters on back window
another excel with the superoo logo of the gt which took up 3/4 of the back bumper
little hatch back of some sort with a big speedo stick that took all of the back window that goes up to 200 with the needle at 180 ks
a bloke at that used to be at work has got a camira with the look what the cat dragged in on his back window
ford econo van with suzuki across back window
even worse than some stickers stickers when you you see some get out of a falcon wearing holden jackets t shirts and or hats and vice versa
thats all i can remember for now
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Old 30-10-2006, 11:17 PM   #238
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the i know jeff stickers were also stuck on car that were going to phillip island last new years happend to a freinds car
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Old 30-10-2006, 11:56 PM   #239
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I couldn't be stuffed reading the previous posts so i hope this one hasn't been metioned...

I bought a stickers for a mate's ute that read "Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!"

Thought that was great and it suited him to a tee :hihi:
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Old 31-10-2006, 12:00 AM   #240
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one of our customers has a rally car, with many sponsorship stickers over it ofcourse, and a good funny one on the back "think you got balls? Try rallying!"
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