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23-07-2007, 01:06 AM
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Central to all beach's
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Alice Springs
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Why Guinness is Better Than a Woman..................
A Guinness always goes down easy A Guinness doesn't care when you come A Guinness doesn't get jealous when you grab another Guinness A Guinness won't get upset if you come home and have another Guinness on your breath A frigid Guinness is a good Guinness After you've had a Guinness, the bottle is still worth 10 cents Guinness doesn't demand equality Guinness is always wet Guinness is never late Guinness never has a headache Guinness stains wash out Hangovers go away If you change Guinness you don't have to pay alimony If you pour a Guinness right you'll always get a good head When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a Guinness When your Guinness goes flat, you toss it out You always know when you're the first to pop a Guinness You can always have more than one Guinness in one night and not feel guilty You can enjoy a Guinness all month long You can have a Guinness in public You can share a Guinness with your friends You don't have to wash a Guinness before it tastes good You don't have to wine and dine Guinness Your Guinness will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football
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23-07-2007, 01:21 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: geelong
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BAHAHAHAHHAHA although i dont like Guinness it is funny none the less
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23-07-2007, 01:26 AM
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... Fear it!
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Adelaide
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HAHAHAHAA class ... i showed my friend this, and asked why she couldn't be more like the guinness ... haha it's not going down to well ... that time of the month HHAHA
god im a trouble maker ... but thanks for the amusment hahaha
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23-07-2007, 09:16 AM
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I see you....
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oooooooooo....Play golf? You should....it can get you out of the house for an entire afternoon in situations like that.... |
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23-07-2007, 07:53 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
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I just cant stop drinking the stuff in the colder months,love it
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23-07-2007, 07:59 PM
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23-07-2007, 08:01 PM
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Clevo Mafia Inc.
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne
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