Great Business names

[nuthin' fancy]

I used to work in an office at the top end of William St in Melbourne. Downstairs was an interior decorator who has a hearse as his work vehicle.

The business was called, "It's Curtains for You".




I was looking for details of a builder in New Zealand and stumbled across the business "Appetite for Construction".



A smart business name will get you a long way.

What clever busines names have you known?

[Yellow_Festiva]

Tony Barber mowing in Dubbo. Had 'call me to do your short back and sides' on his business card.

[Poetic Justice]

There's a building company in Melbourne that I believe have since changed their name but they were doing a development somewhere down Mordialloc way called 'Hooker Cockram'.

[crazy67]

there are some smart ones out there....i do custom rendered logos and business card designs i could look at a few jobs I've done and put a few good names on here.

[kaniSS]

There is a clothing store in Town Hall Galleries Sydney called "JIZZ FASHION"

[MYVYSS]

Air Con company called Stiff Nipples.

[Hayden1]

Not a name but I regularly see a truck which belongs to a blind cleaning/repairing company with 'BLIND MAN DRIVING' painted on the back roller door.

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Found a photo: http://www.lifenote.com.au/images/BLIND-MAN-DRIVING.jpg

[Kieron]

Many years ago, the was an optometrist in London called "For Eyes"

There's a tree lopping company near me called "The Tree Amigos"

[Pub247]

theres one around melbourne i see often called "getting laid tiling"

[Jastel]

Some I have seen (and remember) are

Knobs and Knockers - door stuff shop in Ireland.

Beaver Liquor - alcohol distributor in Queenstown NZ
Actually ther is a whole town called beaver in the USA, every store had shirts and stickers saying "I Love Beaver".

Pussy Nook - cattery

First Shop in the World - at Greenwich, (it is the 0 degrees longitude place) and the shop which is closest to the observatory has 00.00.001 degrees or something on it.

An electrician whose slogan was "Let us remove your Shorts"

FuKu - Japanese restaurant in Sydney

[b2tf]

Local plumber here has the slogan 'your ****** is my bread and butter'

[BigCav]

my old man is always wearing a bluey from a building framer who's big slogan is "for that lasting erection", cant remember the name of the business

[IDT]

I remember a local menswear store called Wots Fashion from years ago. My mum used to cackle whenever past it.

[buggerlugs]

There is a customer of mine up here "Transportable Shade Sheds" , They advertise "A 3 hour Erection" !!!

[wrongwaynorris]

Pushbike shop in Sydney called Cycology

[b0son]

Its not clever, but it gets your attention ... Kum Hor (chinese restaurant).

[capesy]

i've seen the sign of a business who does verandahs and other construction stuff which was "permanent erections"

ill get a pic of the sign next time i go away

[Moby Vic]

In Charlotte, NC, there was (perhaps still is) a sandwich shop that made large burrito-like sandwiches (twisted shut on both ends). The shop was called Food Doobie.

In the '80s there was a budget car rental agency called Rent-A-Wreck. I used to drive by a used car lot called "Shiddy Sales," with the slogan "Why rent a wreck when you can buy one?"

There was a shoe repair shop here in Orlando called Shoes Brothers. They had an old police car similar to the Bluesmobile.

[rancidpunx]

I have been to Abra-KEBAB-ra as well as see all the thai restaurants that play on words like Apper-THAI-sing etc.

[Moby Vic]

I've seen a plumber's van with the slogan, "If it weren't for your plumber, you wouldn't have anywhere to go."

Also, a portable toilet tanker truck with the slogan, "Let's get ready to potty."

[JG65TE]

There is one around called girls torque.

[hawkgirl]

theres a shop in sydney called Yabba - Kebaba - Doo

[rst2000]

my local plumber's name is - "dunny divers"

[crymoarpls]

thai restaurant called Thai Phoon - its especially good cos it is ford related

[nuthin' fancy]

I saw another business about to open called Kebabulous

[Racecraft]

Mike Hunt used cars <---- true

[bingoTE50]

Fry Bros - Funeral Drirectors in Maitland..

[Mk II]

Originally Posted by bingoTE50

Fry Bros - Funeral Drirectors in Maitland..

I drive past fry bros everyday, and never got the irony of it. When you think about it it is a bit funny

[Ford_The_Win]

There's a vegan restaurant in St Kilda called Lentil As Anything, made me chuckle

[Marquis]

Originally Posted by SCUD

There's a building company in Melbourne that I believe have since changed their name but they were doing a development somewhere down Mordialloc way called 'Hooker Cockram'.

Top of gateway bridge brisbane a few months ago

Originally Posted by Racecraft

Mike Hunt used cars <---- true

Yep in Brisbane