1 for the boys & 1 for the girls he he....

deesun · 06-05-2005, 01:32 AM

The other day, Mike was seeing his shrink, and he asked Mike what he looked for in a woman.

Naturally Mike replied, "Big tits."

He said, "No, I meant for a serious relationship."

Mike replied,, "Oooh, OK, seriously Bigggg TITS."

"No, no, no. I mean what do you look for in the one woman you want to spend the rest of your life with?"

The shrink looked at Mike kind of worried as he just sat there on his couch laughing until his gut hurt.

"Spend the rest of my life with one woman?" Mike replied, "Forget it, No woman's tits are that big."

And for the girls
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which by mistake happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet. "Hello?" she cried, but no answer.

"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away
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"We're down here ...."