|
|
|
|
|
|
Welcome to the Australian Ford Forums forum. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and inserts advertising. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members, respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features without post based advertising banners. Registration is simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. Please Note: All new registrations go through a manual approval queue to keep spammers out. This is checked twice each day so there will be a delay before your registration is activated. |
|
|||||||
| The Bar For non Automotive Related Chat |
 |
|
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
13-02-2005, 01:55 AM
|
#1 | ||
|
THCC Motorsport member 1
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: the ghetto....no im being serious!
Posts: 1,139
|
going on from caspers thread and feathers link to the bloodninja dud, i found this while looking around....best i could do for this time of night hehehehehe
Helpful Chinese Phrases (English Phrase) I think you need a facelift. (Chinese Phrase) Chin Tu Fat. Are you hiding a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me A.S.A.P. Kum Hia Nao. Stupid man. Dum Gai. Small horse. Tai Ni Po Ni. Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan? I bumped into a coffee table. Ai Bang Mai Ni. It's very dark in here. Wai So Dim? This is a tow away zone. No Pah King. You're not very bright. Yu So Dum. I got this for free. Ai No Pei. I am not guilty! Wai Hang Mi? Please stay a while longer. Wai Go Nao? They have arrived. Hai Dei Kum. Stay out of sight. Lei Lo. He's cleaning his automobile. Wa Sing Ka. Your body odor is offensive. Yu Stin Ki. I thought you were on a diet? Wai Yu Mun Ching?
__________________
Southcyde Designs<------click here  : Member of the MTAS Founder of TTM (team twink motorsport) Founder of the AFFDDPS (Australian Ford Forums Drink Driving Punishment Squad) |
||
|
|
|
13-02-2005, 02:13 AM
|
#2 | ||
|
Rise, Toybota!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 419
|
reading those to yourself in a chinese accent makes them all the funnier
|
||
|
|
|
|
13-02-2005, 02:47 AM
|
#3 | ||
|
Regular Member
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Sydney
Posts: 165
|
Laugh!!!! Hand me a corset for my sides are splitting!!!!!!
very funny indeed.
__________________
AUIII XR6 VCT - Venom Red Modified JMM DEV1 VCT:- JMM Race headers, Redback cat back 2.5” exhaust, JMM hi flow cat, Modified airbox with pod filter & XR8 snorkel (JMM VCT Kit) 160rwkw |
||
|
|
|
|
13-02-2005, 10:42 AM
|
#4 | |||
|
Beware of mood swings!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Western 'burbs, put your bullet proof vests on!
Posts: 1,336
|
Quote:
 :I used to have a huge list of these, they crack me up. 
__________________
1993 EBII GLi Auto, 4.0L MPI rebuilt by JMM, JMM Dev1 kit, JMM Hi Flow Cat, still to hit the quarter mile. :Up_to_som
Dyno Sheet-14/07/05 |
|||
|
|
|
|
13-02-2005, 02:00 PM
|
#5 | ||
|
windsor user
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Geelong
Posts: 13,123
|
haha thats cool
  :
|
||
|
|
|
|
13-02-2005, 02:54 PM
|
#6 | |||
|
Lucifer's Angel
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sydney
Posts: 5,282
|
Quote:
__________________
 SINISTER BA XR6 Blueprint, manual, 4490's, Redback 2.5" dual exhaust, BA Typhoon rims, tint, fog light covers, BF tailights, blue illuminated window switches, Ghia bootlid carpet, lower grille, FPV door spears, steering wheel & interior bits, XR6T + F6 intake, K&N filter, Typhoon spoiler, tuned, sway bars, custom angel eyes & plates..YUM!
If there's one thing guys in Holdens hate more than being beaten by a Ford... It's being beaten by a girl driving a Ford  |
|||
|
|
|
|
14-02-2005, 09:40 AM
|
#7 | ||
|
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 5,163
|
hahahahahahahhahaa
Good one matey :P Have to agree about the He's cleaning his automobile. Wa Sing Ka. As being a Casper moment |
||
|
|
|
|
14-02-2005, 10:39 AM
|
#8 | ||
|
Soul baby
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Adelaide
Posts: 212
|
This one is a true name, found on the business card of an asian urologist...
Goh Lik Kok.
__________________
People don't kill people, lawn mowers kill people. |
||
|
|
|
|
14-02-2005, 12:07 PM
|
#9 | ||
|
Banned
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
Posts: 2,913
|
 lol, good work champsky |
||
|
|
|
|
14-02-2005, 05:10 PM
|
#10 | ||
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Wun San Choo.
I heard this was a real guy, in Perth.. probably an urban myth tho. |
||
|
|
Yu Wil Laph
Linear Mode
