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Old 14-01-2005, 12:23 AM   #1
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Default Joke... Condom week slogans
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LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK

1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP

2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER

3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY

4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT

5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER

6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG

7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.

8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY

9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE

10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER

11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK

12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT

13. WHLE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS

14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE

15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER

16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER

17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL

18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION

19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL

20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER

21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!
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Old 14-01-2005, 12:42 AM   #2
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cover ya chappy or ull be change nappies...
fill that dent or its 60 percent.
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Old 14-01-2005, 12:46 AM   #3
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7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
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hahahahahahahaha, :hihi:
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Old 14-01-2005, 12:46 AM   #4
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Worst one ive heard is

If it aint on, it aint on!!!!!!!
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Old 14-01-2005, 04:23 AM   #5
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hahaha there are some brilliant ones there, and i hadnt heard a lot of them before either! funny post!
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Old 14-01-2005, 06:21 AM   #6
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God we have the worst f*cking ads over here to promote condom use. It's some gay f*cking rap song (coz you know, all young people relate to rap :rolleyes: ) and the catch phrase is "If you don't use a rubber, there'll be no hubber hubber." Absolutely ridiculous, and to top it off, one of the TV ads ends with two faggots kissing.
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Old 14-01-2005, 01:52 PM   #7
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and to top it off, one of the TV ads ends with two faggots kissing.
Hey, thats not that bad, atleast it aint some guy and a sheep kissing.
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Old 14-01-2005, 02:12 PM   #8
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lol No 7 & 17 - funny stuff
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Old 14-01-2005, 02:32 PM   #9
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yeah ive noticed too that the ads for condoms are gettin pretty 'adventurous' these days
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Old 14-01-2005, 02:47 PM   #10
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19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
is a nice car related one ahhaha
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Old 14-01-2005, 02:58 PM   #11
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rofl thats absolutely classic lol

have to have em in commercials now!

-dont be thick, cover your dick

-you know its wrong, so cover your shlong!

-dont be a slob cover you knob????

-so youve just gone and seen her, did you cover your weener???

-to have extra control, wrap up ya pole!
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Old 14-01-2005, 03:00 PM   #12
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ROFL!!!
thats bloody hilarious
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Old 17-01-2005, 06:18 PM   #13
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Hey, thats not that bad, atleast it aint some guy and a sheep kissing.
Greg Murphy?
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Old 17-01-2005, 08:07 PM   #14
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Some of those are hillarious! Great thread
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Old 17-01-2005, 08:07 PM   #15
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Some classic ones there lol
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Old 17-01-2005, 08:13 PM   #16
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Bwhahahahahhahahaha

They are some good ones ;)
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