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Old 18-07-2005, 10:18 PM   #61
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Glen: hay peter, have you got a card for if you transfered VD to someone?
peter: ahhh yep sorry i accediently gave you VD
glen: thats all ya got is accidental huh? alright ill take it

Glen : i felt guilty once....but she woke up halk way throw

family guy rules *peter laught* ehehehehehe :P
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Old 18-07-2005, 10:26 PM   #62
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One of Peter's simplist quotes I think is the best:

Court Officer: "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you God?

Peter: "I do. You Bastard."
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Old 19-07-2005, 05:53 PM   #63
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one of the funniest episodes ever was when (i forget their names) the dad was teaching the daughter to drive.

"if you make eye contact with the other driver you gotta race em"

"why"

"i dont make the rules honey"

HA! HA! HA!, true!, very true!.
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Old 22-07-2005, 04:53 PM   #64
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hahaha im loving this pic as well.. greatest show on the planet !!

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Old 23-07-2005, 08:00 PM   #65
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dont no the names of the characters, but i thnk they are at a baseball game

bloke 1 "have a peice of gum"

bloke 2 "sure"

bloke 1 "hahaha"

bloke 2 "whats so funny?"

bloke 1 "thats joke gum, now your addicted to heroin"

bloke 2 "hahaha........sooooo verrrry coooold"
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Old 23-07-2005, 11:54 PM   #66
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Stewie: oooh lois! somebodys wearing their ovearies on the outside!

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total .

Guy on Airplane: "Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby."
Stewie: "What did you just say?"
Lois: "Stewie, stop fussing."
Stewie: "Pipe down Lois." (Slaps guy on head) "Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, your my ."

Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore

Stewie: I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up."

lol theres a few of my favs there, i watch it ever arvo on the comedy channel.
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Old 25-07-2005, 03:52 AM   #67
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Mrs Lockheart: Hows your oatmeal honey?
Mr Lockheart: You know, it tastes kind of different than usual. Oh my god there is a bear in my oatmeal!!


Peter: Well that was embarrassing. Walking in on Loretta and Cleveland having sex.
Brian: You know Peter, that wasnt uh..
Peter: You know for a large heavy set black guy Cleveland's got a cute little white ***!

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Old 11-08-2005, 04:03 PM   #68
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for all you family guy fans, check out this site:
http://familyguy.toiletstall.us/

its got a load of movie snippets from the show >> some classics!
small downloads aswell (around 2mb each)
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Old 11-08-2005, 05:42 PM   #69
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tv show host;

the last thing your husband would ever give you is BLANK

wife;

ahh a little spending money?

tv show host;

no sorry thats incorrect, the correct answer was "the antidote"

AHAHAHA

meg; hey brian youve lost sooo much weight, you have to tell me your secret!!!

brian;

PUT DOWN THE FORK HONEY! FACE!

lol.
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Old 11-08-2005, 06:37 PM   #70
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lois: joe your slipping
joe: pretend im your child lois
*joe slips from lois hands more*
joe: NOT MEG! NOT MEG!!!
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Old 11-08-2005, 08:44 PM   #71
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*peter changes stewies diaper*
stewie: NO NO NO YOU IMBESILE!! THATS NOT TALCOLM POWDER!! THATS PAPRIKA!! AHHH
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