Toilet Map

max^power · 27-09-2005, 01:19 AM

If you're lost and you need to take a dump, consult this site:

http://www.toiletmap.gov.au/plan.aspx

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MITCHAY · 27-09-2005, 01:56 AM

LMFAO you must of been very bored to stumble across that site.

XD-Machine · 27-09-2005, 02:04 AM

man if i was lost i probably wont have a pc on me. lol

Pik0 · 27-09-2005, 02:23 AM

funniest thing is that is actually a government website...

KEV EB XR8 · 27-09-2005, 07:40 AM

If you're lost and you need to take a dump, consult this site:

do you take a dust coat and some boiled lollies with you on your new expedition ?

hrtrip · 27-09-2005, 12:04 PM

lol thats pretty funny. the number of times that would have come in handy would have been very enjoyable (I eat a lot of fruit) lol

HRT R.I.P

Mrs347stroker · 27-09-2005, 12:08 PM

Thats pretty funny. I found this quite amusing, when I was backpacking through out Europe I had to use a public toilet in Berlin, Germany and the funny thing was on each segment of the toilet paper it had diagrams and text on how to use the toilet paper. (can't remember exactly what was written but it goes along these lines).

Step one: Pull paper on roll to required amount
Step two: Tear paper at perferated section
Step three: Use toilet paper to wipe one's self clean
Step four: Dispose of tiolet paper in toilet
Step five: Flush toilet paper

Beside each step in had a person (little army guy) showing you how to do each step. It was the funniest thing I have ever seen. You would have to be quite dumb if you didn't know how to use toilet paper!!

More interesting public toilets I have seen are in Amsterdam, they have toilets out in the open for men to use in the streets. Also in one public toilet it had one way glass, I could see out but no one could see in, that was very strange indeed. I could go on and on but I will just be talking crap (ha ha pun intended) :hihi:

4.9 EF Futura · 27-09-2005, 12:12 PM

Haha, brilliant!

Who knows... maybe it'll come in handy one day!!

SunDrifter · 27-09-2005, 12:13 PM

like this one Mrs347stroker

AUSGTI · 27-09-2005, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by SunDrifter

like this one Mrs347stroker

HAHAHA.........Thats Gold, reminds me of sum of the clubs up here in Cairns....

Mrs347stroker · 27-09-2005, 12:22 PM

No it wasnt like that, it was a toilet in a restaraunt, there was about 4 toilets in a row and while I was in the toilet I could see a girl washing her hands threw the door, this freaked me out as I didn't know that she couldn't see me.

I don't know if I would use that toilet in your picture, I would feel like it was a practical joke or you are caught on one of those hidden camera shows.

SunDrifter · 27-09-2005, 12:24 PM

Being a bloke, the world is my toilet. But even i'd have some reservations using that toilet in the middle of the day.

Mrs347stroker · 27-09-2005, 12:32 PM

I just found this website about different public toilets in Europe, you will find a picture of the public toilets in Amsterdam. Some countries have a strange way of using a toilet.

www.travelpete.com/lifestyle/bathrooms

Fairlane · 27-09-2005, 06:39 PM

http://www.toiletmap.gov.au/plan.aspx

Iam so going to work for that agency lol . Driving around towns, analyzing and plotting public toilets for the government, i couldnt think of an easier job.

From what I can gether, I think its designed for drivers of nursing home buses

used:

Either that or it's a secret government conspiracy to divert funds into defence spending

Fairlane · 27-09-2005, 06:43 PM

Hold on I love this bit - I have so got to prank this number

The national public toilet map
"A project of the National Continence Management Strategy"

Tollfree* 1800 990 646 from within Australia.
Outside Australia, call +61 3 6211 3230.

National Continence Management Strategy
Special Needs Strategies Section
Department of Health & Ageing
MDP 32, GPO Box 9848
Canberra ACT 2601

*Its good to know what our taxpayers money is spent on

max^power · 27-09-2005, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MITCHAY

LMFAO you must of been very bored to stumble across that site.

Glad you guys like it! My wife actually found it, and i couldn't stop thinking that THIS is where some of our tax goes! Had to laugh...

The interesting thing is, it found a street in victoria, that didn't show up on whereis... even though the site is supposedly "powered by" whereis! Strange as the site itself.