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Old 22-01-2008, 03:12 AM   #1
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Talking just got this email had to share (funny)

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the
86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'

I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.

"So what do you think about that Doc ?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and
then began to tell a story.

"I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter
and never misses a season."

One day he was setting off to go hunting.

In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun."

"As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.
He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.

Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if
it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'."
"Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that ?" asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said ,
"Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else
pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied , "My point exactly

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Old 22-01-2008, 03:27 AM   #2
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not bad.
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Old 22-01-2008, 03:37 AM   #3
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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA took me like 30seconds before it sank in LOL!
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Old 22-01-2008, 07:29 AM   #4
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hehehe...I like It....lol
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Old 22-01-2008, 07:41 AM   #5
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Hahaha i like it.
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Old 22-01-2008, 07:55 AM   #6
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Old 22-01-2008, 09:31 AM   #7
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Old 22-01-2008, 01:09 PM   #8
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take that old man!!
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Old 22-01-2008, 02:04 PM   #9
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Ahahahaha!
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Old 22-01-2008, 02:11 PM   #10
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Old 22-01-2008, 04:28 PM   #11
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Old 22-01-2008, 04:44 PM   #12
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I read that one a while back, but it is pretty funny
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Old 22-01-2008, 04:53 PM   #13
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Haha, nice.
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Old 22-01-2008, 05:04 PM   #14
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Great one...
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Old 22-01-2008, 06:48 PM   #15
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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA took me like 30seconds before it sank in LOL!
Hahaha same... Hahaaha thats gold.
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Old 22-01-2008, 06:55 PM   #16
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Here's another good one,
Just what the Doctor ordered .....


This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are
there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and
sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's
Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a
room of other patients I know most of us have experienced this,
and I love the way this old guy handled it:

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and
approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you
seeing the Doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come
into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment
in this room full of people. You should have said there is something
wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem further
with the Doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full
of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"

"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had
taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"

"I can't pish out of it," he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

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Old 22-01-2008, 07:09 PM   #17
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Old 22-01-2008, 07:13 PM   #18
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Old 22-01-2008, 09:56 PM   #19
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Here's another good one,
Just what the Doctor ordered .....


This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are
there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and
sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's
Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a
room of other patients I know most of us have experienced this,
and I love the way this old guy handled it:

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and
approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you
seeing the Doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come
into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment
in this room full of people. You should have said there is something
wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem further
with the Doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full
of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"

"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had
taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"

"I can't pish out of it," he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose
LMFAO!!!
they are both gold
but that one, is just HILARIOUS!!!
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Old 22-01-2008, 10:03 PM   #20
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Haha, and the animal just happened to be a beaver!
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